Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
Dylan MoranIf you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.
Dylan MoranI'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.
Dylan Moran