I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.

I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.

Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."

I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.