It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now

You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.