Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.