It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely?'

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.