Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"
Dylan MoranI think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan MoranI'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.
Dylan Moran