I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive

I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at what's confronting them in their lives and that's kind of sad because there's a kind of pornographic aspect to it, of making some sort of pain go away, of hovering around a pain, making yourself numb, not feel anything.

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop