I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.

The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.