I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.

Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.