Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.

I love playing in America. I feel having been there a few times that I "get" America a lot more than I used to. It used to be so strange to me. It takes years to learn how to separate the actual, major, important differences from the superficial differences that aren't essential or crucial.