I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but when it comes to the Catholic church as an organization I don't have one scintilla of compassion, understanding, anything. I just think they're the most heinous, corrupt, separatingly vile organization that's ever been on the planet.

It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.