I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.
I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now
I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and unloading a load of cash into my front yard.