People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'
Dylan MoranWomen are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
Dylan MoranYou're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.
Dylan Moran