Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
Dylan MoranIโve always been a big consumer of American journalism over the years and had an interest in the history of it and of the press in America; how it has changed.
Dylan MoranYou can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
Dylan MoranI suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.
Dylan Moran