I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after the election when [Donald] Trump is no longer in the picture. God, I can't wait for that. I hope he just goes away.

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."