It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you.

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house.