I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else.

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.

You look like a horse in a man costume

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.