I do pauses, pauses work for me

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.

I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and unloading a load of cash into my front yard.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.