We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.
Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.