You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them.
Dylan MoranWow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.
Dylan MoranIf you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.
Dylan MoranIt should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
Dylan MoranWhen I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.
Dylan MoranI grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
Dylan Moran