Men don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand. And scientists - those frauds - seize on this, and try to use it as proof of the mysteries of human consciousness and the unknowable nature of the brain, which is rubbish!
Dylan MoranThe characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan MoranOne thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
Dylan MoranWhen things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it's like fishing.
Dylan Moran