If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!

I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened.