I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!