Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.

To achieve style, begin by affecting none.

The vision of milk and honey, it comes and goes. But the odor of cooking goes on forever.

Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.

As in the sexual experience, there are never more than two persons present in the act of reading-the writer, who is the impregnator, and the reader, who is the resspondent. This gives the experience of reading a sublimity and power unequalled by any other form of communication.

"Have you ever found anything that gives you relief?" "Yes. A drink."

Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait, yet rejects humor as a contaminating element wherever found. America is a nation of comics and comedians; nevertheless, humor has no stature and is accepted only after the death of the perpetrator.