Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.
In baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.
Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.
The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
If you know how to cheat, start now.
A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.