Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.

Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get some big bleep bleepers that can hit the bleeping ball out of ballpark and you can't make any bleep bleeping mistakes.

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose.

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.