Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

I think there should be bad blood between all clubs.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.