Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded.

I think there should be bad blood between all clubs.

Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.

Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get some big bleep bleepers that can hit the bleeping ball out of ballpark and you can't make any bleep bleeping mistakes.

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.