Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

I don't think, in all the years I managed them, I ever spoke more than thirty words to Frank and Brooks Robinson.

Do the dull things right so the extraordinary things will not be required too often.

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.

A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

If you know how to cheat, start now.