Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get some big bleep bleepers that can hit the bleeping ball out of ballpark and you can't make any bleep bleeping mistakes.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

This ain't a football game, we do this every day.

I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded.