Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get some big bleep bleepers that can hit the bleeping ball out of ballpark and you can't make any bleep bleeping mistakes.

A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.