This ain't a football game, we do this every day.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

Some have said that I can accept inadequacies in my players but not in umpires. That completely misses the point. I can't tolerate anyone's mistake.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

In baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose.