If you know how to cheat, start now.
The key step for an infielder is the first one, but before the ball is hit.
Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.
I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.
Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose.
Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.