We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.

This ain't a football game, we do this every day.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.