I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.
Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.
The key step for an infielder is the first one, but before the ball is hit.
On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
I think there should be bad blood between all clubs.
You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.