I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.

It was never tough [ being the new guy]. It's just the warmest group of people [The Office stuff] you could ever hope to work with.

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.

My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's "More Than Words" at one of our football pep rallies in a desperate attempt to look cool. For a while, I wore pink Converse All Stars because I thought it made me seem daring and irreverent.

Shouldn't EVERY week be Infection Control Week?

I'm a very jaded and cynical person.

The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly.