I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

I'm always nervous about singing...always. It may be one of the only things I sweat about.

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them.

Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

If I'm looking really intense, it's not because I'm trying to be mystical. It's because I'm thinking '[Dagnabit], that was supposed to be a 7th chord'.