You know how we built the pyramids? You gotta ask yourself a question always flip the script. What if up was down and down was up? What if you looked down into space standing up on Earth? This is how we built the pyramids.

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.

I remember doing one day of work, and I was so good I ended up doing 25 days on that movie. And all of it ended up on the editing room floor. That was my first Hollywood lesson: Just because you filmed a movie doesn't necessarily mean that you're in it.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.