He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's called Mother Earth. She gave birth to your ass. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your maggot food ass going right back to her!