My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.

The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message?