We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.

It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it.

You have to know the human condition to get that many people to all respond at the same time to the same subject. You gotta understand humanity in order to portray it.