Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.
What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.