What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that stuff," because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.