Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is." But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.