If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. I do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.