If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!