I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.