He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
Eddie IzzardI am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
Eddie IzzardI've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!
Eddie IzzardWe have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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