If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

I am two lesbians in a man's body.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.