People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. I do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).