If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words ... have you finished?" While you're shouting all this to your cat, your dog's next to you, going ... [mimes obeying all commands] "What the hell are you doing? I'm talking to the cat!" "Oh, I'm sorry!"