Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.

You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!