Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.