How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.