Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

Drag for me is costume, and what I'm trying to do is, sometimes I'll go around and wear makeup in the streets, turn up to the gig, take the makeup off, do the show, and then put the makeup back on. It's the inverse of drag. It's not about artifice. It's about me just expressing myself. So when I'm campaigning in London for politics, I campaign with makeup on and the nails. It's just what I have on, like any woman.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

I'd like to have sex with myself.