So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry." And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities."

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.