Drag for me is costume, and what I'm trying to do is, sometimes I'll go around and wear makeup in the streets, turn up to the gig, take the makeup off, do the show, and then put the makeup back on. It's the inverse of drag. It's not about artifice. It's about me just expressing myself. So when I'm campaigning in London for politics, I campaign with makeup on and the nails. It's just what I have on, like any woman.

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.