Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.

The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.