Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

I'm relaxed about my career. I've been making movies for over 20 years, so I've earned at least the right to relax.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.