Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money.

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.