My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever lived.

I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.