My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five winters, seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five summers, and seventy-five autumns. When you look at it like that, it's not a lot of time, is it? Don't waste them. Get your head out of the rat race and forget about the superficial things that pre-occupy your existence and get back to what's important now.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.